NYC: Carnegie Deli & Taxi

Keith

Keith made the holiday party merry with single malt and cigars.

Yellowstone

Holiday Eggs

Houses on Golden Hill

2026 Broadway

Hayward-Patterson House

Hayward-Patterson House

Quartermass-Wilde Victorian (1896)

Quartermass-Wilde Victorian (1896)

C & 20th Street

Feeling royal? Commission a portrait.

My pal Chris Allison and I are raising cash to produce a comedy short.  As part of this fundraiser, Chris will create for you a totally original portrait of historic significance and value.

...I'm offering hand drawn, completely customized UGLY PORTRAITS for you and your friends. They'd make a great holiday gift for loved ones or enemies alike! I'll take pictures of you and turn it into a gruesome drawing. Gruesome is the new beautiful (ex: Nicole Richie)!!! They'd make great holiday gifts (or you could just buy more toasters and socks).

Portraits will be approx 8"x10" on heavy, archival illustration board. I'll be inking with archival inks too, so these ugly representations will long outlast your beautiful bodies.

By Chris Allison

Get in touch with Chris Allison (or me) to commission a custom portrait that will thrill and titillate far into the future.  Much unlike your Special Edition Blu-ray of Pineapple Express.

Ms. Rossi is Famous

My favorite teacher is interviewed about Disneyland's Candlelight Procession.

East Village Alley

 

Pat 2

San Diego Old Aztecs v. Kern County

Nicole Vicius on set for Exquisite Corpse